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Bit delayed…but I survived another Valentine’s Day at work (florist) and this scene was the only thing keeping me sane as I replayed it over and over again in my head whenever I got a whiny, angry customer who called way too late to get any flowers delivered and they went into “but I’m the customer, I have money, I want to pay a lot of money to you and you can’t say no to me!” rant…yeah too late, bro.

Bit delayed…but I survived another Valentine’s Day at work (florist) and this scene was the only thing keeping me sane as I replayed it over and over again in my head whenever I got a whiny, angry customer who called way too late to get any flowers delivered and they went into “but I’m the customer, I have money, I want to pay a lot of money to you and you can’t say no to me!” rant…yeah too late, bro.

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And here I thought I was bad at math.

Customer: I need to have something delivered to Town, State and everywhere else I’ve called wants like $75 and I can’t afford that so can you do something for around $50?

Me: Yeah definitely, the delivery fee to that town is $15 and the minimum order is around $35.

Customer: I said can’t do that…I said I needed something under $75.

Me: …That would only be $53 with tax.

Customer: No. No. Ugh, you can’t help me? Ugh. Nope…never mind.

What??

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